Zombie Clown Haikus

Clean Up Time

2006-07-16T22:27:00.000-04:00

Split them wide open
Entrails look like sausages
Go get the ShopVac

Fallen Zombie Killer

2006-04-24T11:06:00.000-04:00

Battle worn soldier
Open wounds, virus invades
Noose, chair, kick, swing, dark

Holiday Visit

2006-04-15T16:49:00.000-04:00

Foul, dank stench exhales
Gnarled grey hands clutch at me
Zombie... or Grandpa?

Weathered (Part I of Harvest)

2006-04-14T12:04:00.001-04:00

Sky bruised with grey clouds
Wind moans through skeleton barn
Vague feeling persists

Trepidation (Part II of Harvest)

2006-04-14T12:04:00.000-04:00

Cadaver corn stalks
Beseech with splintered arms raised
Apprehension grows

Forewarning (Part III of Harvest)

2006-04-14T11:48:00.000-04:00

Church bell toll forewarns
Of an ill harvest to come
Fearfulness consumes

When Johnny Comes Wrything Home

2006-04-10T09:23:00.000-04:00

Soldier returns home
With undead countenance
Eat my musket ball

--- Walt Whitman

Caged Bird

2006-04-10T09:06:00.000-04:00

Cage bird, sings no more
Looks as I go medieval
On some zombie ass

--- Maya Angelou

Priceless

2006-04-10T08:08:00.000-04:00

Hammer, nine dollars
Grenade, one hundred dollars
Killing undead friends...

Ode

2006-04-09T19:57:00.000-04:00

A visionary
Wove tales of undead rampage
Romero inspires

Benchwarmer

2006-04-09T19:54:00.000-04:00

Coach won't put me in
Not fair, just because I have
Sustained head trauma

Tranquility

2006-04-09T19:06:00.001-04:00

peaceful cloudless sky
die you fucking zombie die
gentle stream flows by

--- David Hartmann
guest blogger, friend
of Ash

Rotten Pen

2006-04-09T19:06:00.000-04:00

So great a talent
Zombie clown undead poet
Rising nightly verse

--- David Hartmann
guest blogger, friend
of Ash

Zombie At My Door

2006-04-08T21:23:00.000-04:00

Hello, is that you?
Face eaten by the undead
May I see ID?

Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark

2006-04-08T16:28:00.000-04:00

Zombies lurch and sway
While young boys lose innocence
On set of "Thriller"

Ah night, sweet darkness

2006-04-08T09:23:00.000-04:00

moon crests horizon
zombies moan, radiant glow
stars speckle night sky

Between the mountains, a valley so green.

2006-04-08T03:17:00.000-04:00

deer runs across field
eagle flies in a blue sky
clown eats a baby

The roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowds.

2006-04-07T12:37:00.000-04:00

He'd done it so long
he forgot to stop, each night
for kids, he returns.

I'll Be There For You

2006-04-07T07:19:00.000-04:00

Friend's Mom is a clown
You can borrow my SkillSaw®
Glad I got "cordless"

BBQ

2006-04-07T06:37:00.000-04:00

Evil clowns approach
No gun, will use flame thrower
Painted face burns bright

28 days later.

2006-04-06T00:48:00.000-04:00

with age, bones weaken
sinews, like dry willow twigs
bend less, loudly snap

Vile Flesh

2006-04-06T00:14:00.000-04:00

Clown serving vile flesh
Children puke, but still crave more
Happy Meal with toy

Say goodnight, forever goodnight.

2006-04-05T23:39:00.000-04:00

Sleep be not stranger
nor fleeting to me, embrace
walk not undead night

All the ifs and buts...

2006-04-05T23:36:00.000-04:00

If I were bitten
would you wait till I turned or
smash my head right now?

My Mother's a Clown, Yours, Obviously, is Lame.

2006-04-05T21:56:00.000-04:00

where's the blue hair end
fright wig begin? false teeth smile
gifts, red shoes again?

A night I smashed my brother's head with a baseball bat.

2006-04-05T15:57:00.000-04:00

He'd gone out to eat,
we'd not heard the news that day
he came home bitten

Causation

2006-04-05T15:52:00.000-04:00

a meteorite
an errant virus, looking
back does it matter

Cannibal Feast

2006-04-05T08:27:00.000-04:00

Cannibals eat clowns
pause to ponder a question
'taste funny to you?

The Right Tool

2006-04-03T10:50:00.000-04:00

Just one or a crowd
Choose right tool for zombie death
Poor choice, your demise

DeathHacker: Picking the Right Tool for the Job

Undead Economy

2006-04-03T10:43:00.000-04:00

MySpace, Friendster find
Have taken bottom-line hits
Undead eat members

DeathHacker: Zombism Obviating Social Networking Services

Zombie Tech

2006-04-03T10:34:00.000-04:00

Pitchfork, shotgun, bat
Arsenal when undead found
Tracking? Google Maps!

Deathhacker: How To Track Zombies In Your Area

Sad Clown Picture

2006-04-02T10:23:00.000-04:00

My sad soul captured
Flash! Photo shows weeping old clown
Child Sex Registry

Ugggghhhhhh

2006-04-02T10:20:00.000-04:00

Uggggggggghhhh
Arrrgggggggggg, rrawggg, ummmm!
Mmmmm, uggggghh

Sunshiney Day

2006-04-01T12:02:00.000-05:00

Buds burst from winter
Birds sing, flutter, cloudless sky
stench, moans, they hunger

I Remember ...

2006-04-01T11:59:00.000-05:00

little boy, balloon
infected clown attacked town
they're all undead

Infectious

2006-04-01T10:55:00.000-05:00

Bitten by your death
release my lust, flesh and blood
never sleep again
-Zomaya Angelo

PERFORMERS

2006-04-01T09:49:00.000-05:00

lumbering, life, death
passion to lust, pleasure -pain
calling out, brains brains

Night Calls

2006-04-01T09:48:00.000-05:00

fetid festering
soulless moans echo shadows
eyeless sockets stare

Four and laughs no more

2006-04-01T09:44:00.000-05:00

Like needles flying
his laugh pierced my ears, my soul
never smiled again

Captured

2006-04-01T09:42:00.000-05:00

red lips, round red nose
can’t cry now, candy ball gag
smile hides forked tongue’s sting

Tiny Fuckin Car, So Much Mayhem

2006-04-01T09:41:00.000-05:00

run run red feet run
stream from such a tiny car
tigers cry kids die

giggles the clown

2006-04-01T09:40:00.000-05:00

he’d laugh till dawn light
once he tasted infant soul
baby laughs no more

Big Top

2006-04-01T09:38:00.000-05:00

Elephants, tigers
wept softly in the big ring
blood red hair and lips

Weapon

2006-04-01T08:51:00.000-05:00

Which weapon is best?
Stop them fast, watch them wrything
Gun, bat, love them both

4 X 4

2006-04-01T08:50:00.000-05:00

Creeping death moves slow
Traversing through my back yard
Thanks for all-wheel-drive

Bitten

2006-04-01T08:47:00.001-05:00

Do not get bitten!
Oh dear, Kevin was attacked
Time to plant my axe

Nikes

2006-04-01T08:47:00.000-05:00

Pitchfork in the head
Two-hundred-dollar Nikes
Oxy-Clean works well

Onward

2006-03-23T09:23:00.000-05:00

Can't learn, yet they yearn
Dead-eyed zombies claw onward
Flash: Bush eyes Iran

Our Youth

2006-03-22T21:29:00.000-05:00

Walking dead: eternal influence
Our youth, not immune to the call
Dick Clark walks among us

Warm Flesh

2006-03-21T19:36:00.001-05:00

Warm flesh in my mouth
Does this arm belong to you?
Too bad, its mine now

Splat

2006-03-21T19:36:00.000-05:00

Wooden baseball bat
My favorite machete
Watch his head go "splat"

Lawn

2006-03-21T19:35:00.000-05:00

The smell of dead flesh
Better load up the 12 gauge
A mess on my lawn

Children Cry

2006-03-21T19:34:00.000-05:00

Barnum and Bailey
Beware the grease-painted ones
Children cry, "Mommy!"

Oops

2006-03-21T19:33:00.000-05:00

Red nose, floppy shoes
Children laugh at rosy cheeks
Should have worn my pants

Balloons

2006-03-21T19:32:00.001-05:00

Balloon animals?
Twisted into scarey shapes
Mommy, where's my dog?

All Alone

2006-03-21T19:32:00.000-05:00

Off to the circus
"Stabby The Clown" killed my parents
Foster home for me

Basement

2006-03-21T19:27:00.000-05:00

Giggles and laughter
Evil clowns live in my basement
I don't get much sleep

Fun and Games

2006-03-21T16:02:00.000-05:00

Undead children delight
Old man missing mangled digits
"Pull My Finger" with Gramps

Juggling Act

2006-03-21T13:32:00.000-05:00

Novice clown finds new hook
Kids delight in new juggling act
Roadkill missing heads

Clown Car

2006-03-21T13:27:00.001-05:00

Clowns file from the car
Kids' joyeous laughter mask
Your screams from the trunk

Sad Hobo

2006-03-21T13:27:00.000-05:00

Hobo face, blackened beard
By my ghost-white eyes, a tear
Who drew this shit on me?

Speech Center

2006-03-21T13:16:00.001-05:00

Zombies eat my brain
Speech center, a delicacy
Poem... me... write... goodly